How Much Is That Doggy In The Window?

This is OSAKA. He's my son. And yes it was love at first sight. Why can't meeting a man be this perfect?? When I saw him in the window, he looked sweet and well-behaved.... and well, he turned out to be exactly that, except that he's currently learning how to not bite people... my sweet baby. He is a scorpio (nov.15), has major skills... much like a cat. Sometimes he thinks he's a cat. He is pretty much a super hero... has been known to break off of chains, run through electric fences, and intimidate dogs that could eat him for a snack. I know he's meant to be mine because of the many times he's escaped and has returned to me. I love him. He's a little light in my life.